{"id":2470,"date":"2019-08-29T19:34:05","date_gmt":"2019-08-29T19:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fivestarhikes.com\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2019-09-22T23:47:35","modified_gmt":"2019-09-22T23:47:35","slug":"mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fivestarhikes.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/29\/mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy\/","title":{"rendered":"Mountain House Biscuits And Gravy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Hate away, but these are damn good<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I try to keep abreast of what&#8217;s going on the world of commercial backpacking meals, and usually know of new cottage companies before my hiking friends do.  A lot of backpackers don&#8217;t ever venture further than the old standby- Mountain House.  You can find their meals everywhere from REI to WalMart, and over the years they&#8217;ve become an easy target for us food snobs for various reasons.  But if we&#8217;re being honest, Mountain House has some old standards such as Chili Mac and Beef Stroganoff that any hiker is happy have waiting for them at the end of the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I don&#8217;t normally cook breakfast, I do periodically check out what&#8217;s being offered.  And I&#8217;ve always been sort of surprised to see that not only did MH offer a freeze-dried biscuits and gravy meal (like how is that supposed to work, really?), it always seems to be highly rated by users.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This curiosity led me to select it as one of my breakfasts on my recent Pictured Rocks hike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"595\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/53326_Biscuits_and_Gravy_540x595.jpg?resize=540%2C595\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2472\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At 4.9 oz. for 620 calories, I figured it might be a good way to get powered into my morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I repackaged it into a freezer bag, I was struck by how much it smelled like the real thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_20190815_084922-1024x576.jpg?resize=760%2C428\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_20190815_084922.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_20190815_084922.jpg?resize=600%2C338&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_20190815_084922.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_20190815_084922.jpg?resize=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_20190815_084922.jpg?w=1774&amp;ssl=1 1774w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_20190815_084922.jpg?w=1520&amp;ssl=1 1520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still, I had a hard time imagining how it wouldn&#8217;t turn out to be nothing more than mush once rehydrated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My fears were unfounded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The morning I made this, I was surprised to find that not only did the sausage gravy come close to the real deal, but the biscuit chunks weren&#8217;t a gelatinous glop.  They actually had texture, sometimes even a bit of crusty firmness&#8230;.sort of like real biscuits.  And it tasted incredible.  I typically am not excited to eat breakfast while hiking even though I know I need to get some calories in me.  Heck, I don&#8217;t even eat breakfast in real life unless it&#8217;s 2AM and I have some alcohol in me.  But this tasted so good that I devoured it.  I couldn&#8217;t believe it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy_h-1024x585.jpg?resize=760%2C434\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy_h.jpg?resize=1024%2C585&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy_h.jpg?resize=600%2C343&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy_h.jpg?resize=768%2C439&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy_h.jpg?resize=640%2C366&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fivestarhikes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/mountain-house-biscuits-and-gravy_h.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><figcaption>What the finished product looks like on the MH website.  Fairly representative actually.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yeah yeah, it has a lot of sodium, blah blah blah.  Look, I&#8217;m always looking to up my nutrition in the woods.  I strive to include fruits and vegetables, etc.  But let&#8217;s get real, unless what I&#8217;m eating wrecks my GI tract, IDGAF about it&#8217;s sodium content and all that jazz.  I just want something that tastes good and either stimulates a food craving, or quiets one.  This meal does the trick.  And the next time I&#8217;m doing a hike where I&#8217;m having hot breakfasts, this meal will be along for the ride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Grade:  A<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hate away, but these are damn good I try to keep abreast of what&#8217;s going on the world of commercial backpacking meals, and usually know of new cottage companies before my hiking friends do. 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